What a Girl Wants by Laudat Reon

Author:Laudat, Reon [Laudat, Reon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: amazon, Romance, Humor
ISBN: 9781466829374
Google: aRrAHI-Ef44C
Amazon: 0312983034
Published: 2003-08-17T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter 20

From the front passenger seat Derrick scanned the vehicle’s console and swiped a button on a screen to switch songs on the sound system in the shiny, new sport utility vehicle.

“Man! This ride is swee-eeeet!” From the backseat Rolando bellowed, bobbing his blond, cornrowed head and flashing his bottom-six gold grill.

Tyjay got his serious lean on behind the steering wheel. He’d cruised by Derrick’s place to show off the SUV his cousin Antwon had asked him to take to the Swish & Swash car wash a few blocks away. Tyjay made sure the SUV received the deluxe treatment—triple foam polish, clear coat protectant, wax-poly sealant, Armor All, and pine air freshener. The vehicle’s bright silver surface gleamed like new glass.

Though grounded, Derrick had accepted the invitation for a quick spin around the block. Besides, Pops had already phoned to tell him he was running late—again. Derrick was sure he’d make it back well before his father headed home.

Derrick could not pass up the chance to experience the latest contender in the luxury SUV arena. Who knew when he would get this opportunity again? It was the finest thing on wheels he’d seen in a long time that wasn’t on the pages of one of his glossy automobile magazines.

Before he’d jumped inside and settled on a supple leather passenger seat, he’d admired the luxury-rimmed tires. Now he gazed in awe at the navigation system that featured the latest technology.

“Go on and program that thing for the nearest burger joint,” Rolando said. “I got a serious case of the munchies.”

“Go call your girlfriend, Janna Banana!” Tyjay teased him about his crush on the star of a corny pre-teen sitcom on a kiddie cable show.

“Yeah, go call your girlfriend, Janna Banana!” Blade bobbed his head in enthusiastic agreement.

“You mean my girlfriends Lexie Cruze and Bobina Baylor,” Rolando said, stroking his struggle ’stache.

“The porn stars?” Tyjay scoffed. “Man! Only in your wet dreams!”

“Yeah, only in your wet dreams!” Blade echoed.

Tyjay wasn’t done. “So Rolando gonna beat the meat with Lexi and Bobi ’cause he can’t get a real piece.”

Blade— as usual—howled at all of Tyjay’s jokes. Blade had his head so far up Tyjay’s ass, he’ll pass that Eggo waffle Tyjay had eaten for breakfast. He then joined Rolando, who gushed over the hyper dopeness of Tyjay’s new kicks.

Tyjay laughed while Derrick shook his head when raves for the sneaks turned to a who’s-Tyjay’s-best-wing-man spat. It reminded Derrick of the beefs between idiots who cussed each other out in the comments section of some celebrity’s social media account. The pungent sweet stench of weed filled the SUV, overtaking the pine and new vehicle smell.

Tyjay took a toke and shoved the joint at Derrick, who passed it back to Rolando without taking a drag. Derrick had sworn off weed after his first experience with a bad joint. It had been cut with stuff so foul it left him dehydrated after he puked up his guts and spewed oily diarrhea for days. Pops and Ava thought he had the flu, but he knew the real deal.

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